April 7th, 2008

Well, apparently, according to the distributor of Dora the Explorer on DS which I recently reviewed, I “did not get it”. No kidding - it isn’t aimed at me. But to claim that I did not understand who the target audience was or take this into consideration is BS. Sure, I took the piss in the review - no-one would even look at it twice otherwise - but, if you read the final paragraph, you would see that I did in fact take these things into account.

Fact is, this is shovelware even by kid’s game standards. The target audience may well be ‘2-6 year olds’ but anyone younger than 4 would be just as amused by a piece of string or a cardboard box - neither of which cost $60, let alone the price of a DS, not to mention the fact that the enjoyment would probably last longer. And you could use the box or string for something useful afterwards, rather than just letting it sit there gathering dust.

If you want to waste your money, fine. Go for it. I’m glad “the game has been a hit with all the 4 yr olds [you’ve] given it to” - just don’t be embarrassed when I trump your gift with a piece of tin-foil.

Yeesh.

April 5th, 2008

Haven’t found myself that keen on Ninty of late. Sure, I gave Smash Bros. a good bash, and that’s a top game, but other than that (and the awesome Metroid) nothing on the Wii really appeals to me at the moment. It’s unfortunate, as the Wii has a lot of potential, but at the moment it seems like we’re going to have to wait until Nintendo’s next console before we see developers start using the Wiimote (assuming Nintendo stick with the general concept into the next generation too) properly, rather than just pushing shovelware out as fast as possible. Even Nintendo’s best efforts with Mario Galaxy were uninspired and boring (in my opinion of course - and I know many disagree), and barely made any use of the wiimote in any meaningful way.

Hopefully my recently acquired Freeloader will open up some new opportunities for me (I do have a copy of Trauma Centre: New Blood that I’ve been wanting to play for a while now)…

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